1. Well worth a visit
What it really means: May or may not be well worth a visit, but the writer has run out of things to say.
A secluded hideaway of a restaurant2. Old world charm
What it really means: No bath
3. Tropical
What it really means: Rainy
4. Majestic setting
What it really means: A long way from town
A well-appointed reception area5. Industrial chic
What it really means: Industrial, but without the chic
6. Atmospheric
What it really means: If a pub, the writer probably got drunk there
Well-appointed restaurant. Spacious parking available.7. Award-winning restaurant
What it really means: Expensive – the writer probably didn’t eat there
8. Secluded
What it really means: Impossible to find even with SatNav
Digital devilry — or not, as the case may be9. Rugged environment
What it really means: No Wifi
10. You're free to explore on your own
What it really means: Pay for it yourself
11. Nominal fee
What it really means: Over the top charge
Getting away from it all — and then some12. Standard
What it really means: Probably sub-standard
13. Deluxe
What it really means: Standard
14. Gentle breezes
What it really means: Occasional gale-force winds
