1. You have more than two dozen cousins
2. You have started a sentence with 'Era' or 'C'mere to me' in the past 24 hours
Fierce thirst on him altogether (Picture by Nick Farnhill via Flickr)
3. When you say you are 'gasping', you mean thirsty for tea/pints, not coconut water
4. If the sun comes out you call in sick to work, same goes for snow
Honestly, what's all the fuss about?
5.You have absolutely no interest in anything Kate Middleton has done or worn, ever
6.You know all the words to Fairytale of New York
Not quite Kate Moss at Glasto is it?
7. You own a pair of wellies, but not the trendy ones
8. At least one of your extended family is called Sean or Mary
It's only a spot of rain...(Photo Mark Stedman/RollingNews.ie)
9. You believe that getting rained on is character building
10.You are outraged by the price of a pint in big cities and like complaining about it
No one rocks a white suit like Johnny Logan wins (Picture: RTE)
11. Thinking of the Eurovision fills you with a strange sense of pride
12. You have never had a real tan
Roy Keane- patron saint of instilling fear (Credit ©INPHO/Donall Farmer)
13. You think Roy Keane should be canonised
14. You started counting your freckles once but lost count
15. You had your first drink before you could legally drive
Will you take a sandwich for the train?
16. Your mum has a burning desire to feed anyone who comes within 10 paces of her kitchen
17. Your dad doesn't consider pasta a meal
Is that a Massey Ferguson 7600? What a beaut!
18. You've driven a tractor and good god it made you feel alive
19. Buying someone a drink is your idea of flirting
I don't know about this lactose intolerance business but going gluten-free changed my life
20. You think 'lactose intolerance' is totally made up
