ARE you looking for some new one-liners to have your friends in stitches? The top jokes from the Edinburgh Fringe have been released.
Petersborough comedian Darren Walsh scooped the top prize for his German-themed joke and faced stiff competition from his competitors.
Walsh, who won the first British Pun Championship last year, was delighted with his win.
"What a punderful feeling," he said.
Just squeezing into the top ten was a 12-year-old, known as 'Grace the Child', who impressed voters with her Kim Kardashian joke.
The best pun was voted for my viewers of TV channel Dave.
Have a look at the top ten here
1. "I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free" - Darren Walsh
2. "Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West" - Stewart Francis
3. "Surely every car is a people carrier?" - Adam Hess
4. "What's the difference between a 'hippo' and a 'Zippo'? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter" - Masai Graham
5. "If I could take just one thing to a desert island I probably wouldn't go" - Dave Green
6. "Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That's not a miracle. That's tapas" - Mark Nelson
7. "Red sky at night. Shepherd's delight. Blue sky at night. Day" - Tom Parry
8. "The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves" - Alun Cochrane
9. "Clowns divorce. Custardy battle" - Simon Munnery
10. "They're always telling me to live my dreams. But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for..." - Grace The Child
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